Coffee...must have coffee...

I think my brain is broken today. So far I have managed to:

1) Spend 5 minutes trying to swipe into work before the security guard came and kindly pointed out that I needed to use my work pass to do this, not my Oyster card.

2) Been beeped by a scooter - A SCOOTER - to hurry up when crossing the road. Oh the ignominy...

3) Managed to comprehensively break my PC so that I need another.

4) Managed to burn myself on my morning cup of tea.

5) Finished all my chocolate for the day before mid-day...Nooooooooo!

I really hope this isn't going to set the tone for the rest of the week.