Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Rant of the Week: Stupid People (pt. II)

Two words.

Countryside Alliance.

I'm sure people would be more willing to accept their points of view, and listen to their arguments, if they didn't choose the world's greatest cretins to argue on their behalf.

Case in point: This morning, on
Today, Simon Hart (head of the Countryside Alliance) was ebing interviewed. Now, given the grilling you'd normally expect on "Today" from John Humphreys you'd expect that you'd bone up on your subject, get some good examples and facts to hand.

But no.

Not Mr Hart.

What does he do?

His opening, main gambit is:

"All you have to do is look in the Sun today and see that every single person opposes the ban. And what the Sun says is usually indicative of what the population thinks."

Errrr.........NO!!!!!!!!

There are so MANY things wrong with that statement it makes my brain sore just thinking about it.

I loathe the Sun. I mean, I REALLY loathe it, in the same way that Saddam loathes Bush, and Donald Rumsfeld loathes humanity. I really REALLY hate it, and if there was ANYTHING I could do to bring it crashing to the ground, (preferably in an actual sense, burying certain people in News International with it), I would. It is an organ of hatred and perversity. It does more to damage inter-racial relationships, society relationships, and open-mindedness than any other newspaper.

But the thing is, it has to conform to company opinions, and when that company is News International, and the opinions are largely those of a certain CEO who owns most of the Western Media. I find it quite frankly incredible that a paper so against immigration is actually being prompted by the opinions of an Australian emmigrant, but then hypocrisy is quite common really in the media world.

Anyway, the thing is, the Sun no doubt received a great number of letters on the subject of hunting, but given that they take a Pro-hunting stance, they're hardly likely to:

a) cater to or be read by people who are anti-hunting, and

b) print letters that contradict their stance.

So a sample of letters in the Sun is hardly a balanced view of the opinions of society.

Secondly, of course, there's the fact that the Sun is read primarily in the South East. It has a vast readership, but if you go to, say the North West where I hail from, or the North East, you'll find very few people read it. Primarily this is because people haven't forgiven the paper for its coverage of the Miners' Strikes, or Hillsborough. But the point is that again, the Sun fails to account for a large and prominent part of society.

And for the leader of a supposedly serious part to use the Sun as a basis for his argument is unbelievable. Does he realise that people are not fooled by media bias? Does he himself not understand how the partisan press works? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, he should do the decent thing and resign. Or let himself be hunted out of his job.

I'm sure there is a reasonable case for hunting to be put. Personally I am against it, but then, I know that I'm not fully informed. I have never lived in an area of rural England where hunting is prominent, so I don't know the impact it has on local society. But as long as there are stupid, STUPID people like Mr Hart putting forward their case, the Countryside Alliance is never going to make headway, and never going to convince sceptics.

6 Comments:

At 12:26 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunters do it because they enjoy the feeling of power from controlling one set of animals to scare the living shit out of another until it's too tired to get away whereupon it is ripped to shreds in the most pianful way possible. The funny feeling they receive as their horses move underneath their nether regions is an added bonus.

Seriously, there's no other explanation. Everyone knows that prevention is better than cure, right? (Unless you're planning a war against terrorism, of course, when a long drawn-out, expensive, scaremongering "cure" is perceived as better.) So, if you're a farmer, then why not build a good fence around your farm? Initial outlay, but foxes can't then get in, preventing attack on your chickens, preventing feelings of revenge, culminating in net gain. The "cure" isn't. An expensive gallop through the country killing an animal for acting like, well, an animal. All the while, though, making sure that farms are left wide-open and tempting and knowing that you can never exterminate all the foxes, thus ensuring a perpetual supply of hunts. "The War On Foxes"/"The War On Terror". I'd like to start a war on stupidity.

 
At 12:58 pm , Blogger U-B said...

The thing about a war against stupidity is that the stupid people would win!

Seriously though, I like your summation of exactly what drives hunters. I'm frankly dreading the protest march this afternoon - all those people, and not a chin between them. I say I'm dreading it, but to be fair I'm alternately dreading it, and wanting to run out there and beat people with sticks.

 
At 3:43 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever been for a countryside walk? So you wont mind next time you go for a pleasant stroll and find your usual route blocked by a farmer with an industrial-grade wire fence (no gate of course, that would let the foxes in).
Yes, it is YOU who is stupid!!!!!!!

 
At 4:39 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Other Anonymous,

I don't believe I advocated putting fences up through the countryside. I believe I advocated putting fences up around farms. You know: farms. Places where livestock are kept and crops are grown. Private land you're not supposed to walk through, okay? Countryside: public land. Farm: private land. Do be a good chap and try to comprehend, won't you? You see, I try not to walk through farms - smelly places mainly - and the introduction of a fence would help the farmer and me and the fox. Win-win all around. It's a bit like having walls in your house. You do have walls in your house, don't you? Stops members of the public traipsing through the kitchen. Are you suggesting that livestock should be kept on public land without any protection and using an honour system for the foxes - "If you don't kill these chickens we won't hunt you. Cross your heart and swear you'll be good." - with bloody limb-tearing the penalty for breaking the promise? If so, then may I suggest you have a word with the next orderly and ask for the next dose up? Thankyou.

Sincerely,

The First Anonymous

 
At 4:41 pm , Blogger U-B said...

Now now, no bickering on the comments.

If we're all being good people we should be sticking to designated footpaths, which should bypass all farming land. Mind you, that doesn't stop them in certain parts of the country blocking off the routes.

If farmers are worried about protecting their livestock it should be left to them to deal with protecting their own interests. I'm fairly certain that WOULDN'T involve hiring lots of people to dress up and trample across their land. To be fair, we couldn't really complain if we found our routes blocked by fences, as it's their prerogative.

 
At 1:23 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The vast majority of the countryside is private land, mostly farm land. There is very little publicly owned countryside; there are public footpaths, but these go across private land, usually owned by a farmer. And there are public footpaths through fields of hens.

So first anonymous: you can take your comment, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and shove it up your candy ass! Go hunting! Yay! Lets nail those foxes!

Ms Anne Ominous, Henley.

 

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